yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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