Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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