maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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