so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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