The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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