i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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