They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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