Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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