I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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