My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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