We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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