It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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