I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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