They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
