This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I think I just sharted jello shots
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