Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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