Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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