That's intense
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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