did you get engaged???
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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