kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This gyro tastes like lonliness
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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