i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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