I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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