so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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