I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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