do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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