Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
This is the high leading the old right now
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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