They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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