Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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