Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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