Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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