she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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