D3 body, D1 cock
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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