lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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