Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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