OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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