Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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