Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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