Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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