I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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