? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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