My room smells like vodka and shame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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