Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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