How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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