operation harelip BJ is a go
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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