oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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