you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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