i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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