i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i need some magic done to my vagina
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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