Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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