She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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